Kamis, 02 Juli 2009

Fw: Bible Salesman ...

Bible Salesman ...

A preacher concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new Bibles that had never been opened and distributed.

So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be willing to sell the Bibles door-to-door for $10.00 each to raise the desperately-needed money for the church.

Jack, Paul and Louis all raised their hands to volunteer for the task.

The minister knew that Jack and Paul earned their living as salesmen and were likely capable of selling some Bibles. But he had serious doubts about Louis who was a local farmer, who had always kept to himself because he was embarrassed by his speech impediment. Poor Louis stuttered badly. But, not wanting to discourage Louis, the minister decided to let him try anyway.

He sent the three of them away with the back seat of their cars stacked with Bibles. He asked them to meet with him and report the results of their door-to-door selling efforts the following Sunday.

Anxious to find out how successful they were, the minister immediately asked Jack, 'Well, Jack, how did you make out selling our Bibles last week ??'

Proudly handing the minister an envelope, Jack replied, 'Using my sales prowess, I was able to sell 20 Bibles, and here's the $200.00 I collected on behalf of the church.'

'Fine job, Jack !!' The minister said, vigorously shaking his hand. 'You are indeed a fine salesman and the Church is indebted to you.'

Turning to Paul, 'And Paul, how many Bibles did you sell for the church last week ??'

Paul, smiling and sticking out his chest, confidently replied 'I am a professional salesman. I sold 28 bibles on behalf of the church, and here's $280.00 I collected.'

The minister responded 'That's absolutely splendid, Paul. You are truly a professional salesman and the church is indebted to you.'

Apprehensively, the minister turned to Louie and said 'And Louie, did you manage to sell any Bibles last week ??' Louie silently offered the minister a large envelope.

The minister opened it and counted the contents. 'What is this ??' the minister exclaimed. 'Louis, there's $3200 in here !! Are you suggesting that you sold 320 Bibles for the church, door to door, in just one week ??'

Louie just nodded. That's impossible !!' both Jack and Paul said in unison. 'We are professional salesmen, yet you claim to have sold 10 times as many Bibles as we could.'

'Yes, this does seem unlikely,' the minister agreed. 'I think you'd better explain how you managed to accomplish this, Louie.'

Louis shrugged. 'I-I-I re-re-really do-do-don't kn-kn-know f-f- f-for sh-sh-sh-sure,' he stammered.

Impatiently, Peter interrupted. 'For crying out loud, Louie, just tell us what you said to them when they answered the door !!'

'A-a-a-all I-I-I s-s-said wa-wa-was,' Louis replied, 'W-w-w-w- would y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-buy th-th-th-this b-b- b-b-bible F-f-for t-t-ten b-b-b-bucks ---o-o-o-or--- wo-wo-would yo-you j-j-j-just l-like m-m-me t-t-to st-st-stand h-h-here and r-r-r- r-r-read it t-to y-y-you ???'

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Kamis, 18 Juni 2009

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Glass Frog

See-Through Frogs, Alien Salamanders, and Spiny Bugs...Oh My

by Vera H-C Chan

11 hours ago

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A salamander that looks like E.T., a micosized frog smaller than a fingernail, and a spiny-crested grasshopper. Who says the age of exploration is dead?

It's definitely not for Conservation International (CI). Their scientists have come back with some startlingly vivid images of endangered and never-before-seen critters from a whirlwind trip to the Nangaritza Protected Forest in Ecuador, near the Peruvian border. CI researchers came across at least 15 species of creatures and plants "unknown to science."

One of the most remarkable creatures is the Hyalinobatrachium pellucidum, also called a glass or crystal frog because you can see through its transparent flesh (right down to its guts). This guy's not new, but he's definitely endangered, so the find is heartening for environmentalists.

The purpose of the three-week biodiversity study was to identify species and make conservation recommendations for ecotourism possibilities, which the Ecuadorian locals are entertaining. It also turns out that frogs and insects yield medicinal properties, and a proper population survey is needed to see what else is out there in the forest.

According to Bloomberg, out of 14 million plants and animals in the world, human beings have been acquainted with only about 1.8 million. Below are more images of new friends; you can find other photos and expedition details at CI's site.

New-to-Us Species, Ecuador
Nicknamed the "ugly salamander," Genus Bolitoglossa (photo by Jessica Deichmann)
Itty-bitty frog, genus Pristimantis (photo by Luis A. Coloma)
Spiny-crested katydid, genus Diacanthodis (photo by Holger Braun)
Poison-arrow frog, genus Dendrobates (photo by Jessica Deichmann)

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Minggu, 03 Mei 2009

Fw: [agromania] STOP Penggunaan Urine dan Tinja Manusia untuk Bahan Pupuk Organik.

Temans, terlampir saya forward subject spt tsb diatas,mungkin berguna,ada tanggapan ??

salam
AA
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From: Elias Moning <emoning@gmail.com>
Subject: [agromania] STOP Penggunaan Urine dan Tinja Manusia untuk Bahan Pupuk Organik.
Date: Saturday, May 2, 2009, 3:49 PM

Dear all,
Dalam tayangan yang dirilis dari link koran Sinar Harapan ini:
http://www.sinarhar apan.co.id/ berita/0801/ 19/sh04.html Tentang:
*Siswa SMA Ubah Urin Manusia Jadi Pestisida*
Berikut ini komentar saya:
Di samping acungan jempol kepada para siswa SMAN 6 ini atas
inisiatif-experimen tasi mereka tapi perlu diketahui dan diberithukan kepada
mereka bahwa penggunaan limbah air kencing (dan tinja manusia) harus
dilarang karena manusia adalah vektor yang efektif untuk penyakit-penyakit
yang bisa menular kepada manusia lain. Jadi patut dicatat di sini bukan
sekadar kadar ureanya yang kaya nitrogen tapi lebih bahaya PENULARAN
PENYAKIT dari manusia ke manusianya. Karena manusia adalah vektor yang
efektif untuk manusia lain. Beberapa penyakit yang mudah menular via kencing
atau urine manusia contohnya: penyakit Typoid (Typus), Penyakit-2 kelamin
atau Venereal Diseases (VD), penyakit-penyakit disebabkan virus, semua jenis
virus yang kita kenal termasuk virus flu burung, flu babi, SARS de el el es
be. Panjang daftarnya...
Yang mau saya katakan adalah manfaat yang dihasilkan dari penggunakan air
kencing manusia TIDAK SEBANDING dengan bahaya penyakit yang bisa
ditularkannya. BAHAYA-nya TERLALU BESAR. Ini penting agar dipahami benar
oleh anak-anak SMAN 6 ini sehingga tak kebablasan menjadi salah kaprah.
Anak SMA yang Kreatif ini harus diarahkan untuk menggunakan urine atau air
kencing sapi, kambing, kerbau, kelinci dan lain-lain sebagainya, dan jangan
kencing babi karena sebagai vektor, babi punya banyak kemiripan dengan
manusia sehingga penularan segala penyakit kepada manusia juga menjadi
sangat mudah lewat babi. Untuk pengambilan urine dari binatang syaratnya
adalah binatangnya harus sehat. Sapi tak boleh sapi diambil urinenya kalau
menderita Antrax, madcow, sakit mulut dan kuku dllsb.
para siswa SMAN 6 ini harus diberi-tahu dan penggunaan Urine manusia harus
segera dihentikan. Guru pembimbing mereka seharusnya paham mengenai bahaya
penggunaan Urine dan Tinja manusia, kalau mereka bisa diajarkan untuk untuk
paham mengenai kandungan-kendungan aktif kunyit: kurkinoid yang terdiri atas
polifenol, kurkumin, desmetoksikumin, bisdesmetoksikurkum in, minyak
asiri/volatil oil, lemak, larbohidrat, protein, pati, vitamin C, garam-garam
mineral (zat besi, posfor, dan kalsium).
KOK TIDAK BISA MENJELASKAN BAHAYA PENULARAN PENYAKIT BERBASIS VEKTOR MANUSIA?
Bagaimana bisa: Inovatif disatu sisi, tapi naif di sisi lain? Di mana
peranan Guru pembimbing eksperimen ini? Jelas ini berbahaya?
Semoga menjadi perhatian kita semua, jangan mentang-mentang organik lalu
semua unsur yang patogenik (penyebab penyakit) juga dimasukkan tanpa ada
seleksi. Gunakan nalar agar aman lingkungan dan sehat untuk kita semua.
Semoga mencerahkan.
Salam,
Elias
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Outreach International Bioenergy*
Location: Jakarta, Indonesia
Local time: GMT + 7 hours
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